A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
Homework assignment
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This picture is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
Agh, cute!!!
Thank you to Cara for this! 🙂
Grains of Sand 
LOL. I just pissed myself a little.
Chris (http://iheartfilm.wordpress.com/)
Hi Chris
Glad you liked it. I’d misinterpreted the drawing too.
I checked out your blog – it’s excellent! You have some beautiful photos in there. I’ll definitely pop in again.