What a waste of resources – shooting this drivel.
What a waste of (a handful of) otherwise good actors.
And what a waste of time – watching this sh*te.
If you have a sensitive stomach, avoid this one. *Especially* if you’re having supper on the sofa while you’re watching it.
However, if you like watching:
- heads chopped off
- limbs chopped off
- frying people to a crisp
- gallons of spurting blood
- widespread slaughter
- earsplitting cries of anguish, pain and rage
- and assorted, particularly gruesome ways of killing people…
All to the accompaniment of thumping, pounding music that is designed to make your heart rate speed up, then this movie’s for you.
And it most definitely isn’t.
It’s left me feeling very queasy and rather shaky. Excuse me while I go off to cuddle my cat.