How my week has been so far:
First, I had trouble getting out of bed.
Then I had a stiff neck.
I washed my hair and couldn’t do a thing with it.
My new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out.
I pulled a muscle when I tried to exercise.
My new hat looked better on me at the store.
I keep losing things.
The boss chewed me out at work.
I got caught in the rain at lunchtime.
Then the lunch I had didn’t seem to agree with me.
I feel trapped.
Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime.
On top of that I think I’m coming down with the flu.
And finally, I’m alone in the house at night when I think I hear a noise in the basement.